Oh my god i just wet my pants!!!!! This sandwich is the piste de résistance, the dogs bollocks, supreme, the ultimate sandwich you're ever gonna have. The name, well, looking at the photo you would think maybe I would of created it, but no. These are specialists in freshly roasted meats which has become an institution in the City and West End. They're called Fuzzy's Grub and they have 8 shops (go to www.fuzzysgrub.com). Now its basically walking into a cafe which has a small carvery of most meats. Unfortunately they had no Turkey at the time, so I chose Beef. But, upon paying £4.95 for this munchmeister of a sarnie the Turkey was being added. But the beef turned out to be one of the best of all-time, no fat just pure manly meatiness!!!! Once you have chosen your weapon, I mean meat, they ask what bread and one of the many condiments to moisten the fillings. Then you can add even more british meat, bacon and cumberland sausage at an extra cost, but I passed. But you can have pea and carrots, weird, so I skipped these, but accepted the offerings of Stuffing, Yorkshire Pudding, Roast potatoes or Mash and topped it off by pouring thick gravy, the final orgasm I think I'll call it!!! If you had to choose what would be your final meal before you're 6 feet under then this is it. So for the unfortunate who may live outside London, I would recommend this Christmas to make this sandwich yourselves from your leftovers or have it as your actual Christmas dinner while your Gran looks on in bemusement and says something like, "Where has all the tradition gone, in my day a sandwich was just a means to eat spam" So, I now feel full as I ever will and so with great pleasure I rate this a Top-Tastic-TEN OUT OF TEN. No nutritional values but who cares, it has got to be the winner...or is it? The twelfth Christmas sandwich will be the last and so I hope I have some left overs to make one of the best sandwiches that Christmas time brings on Boxing Day. Merry Christmas and Happy Munching.
8 comments:
Looks like road kill!!!
I wet my pants too just from the photograph, they added gravy you say...uurgghh, where are those tissues?
Hi Muncher,
If you think Fuzzy’s is good you should try a real German Christmas sandwich? it is guten, ja!
It is filled with Weisswurst, and I can tell you muncher, once you’ve had a good
portion of Weisswurst, you’ll be begging for more.
I was also interested to read some of the other comments, particularly Mr Cumstein’s
as I’m a German actor currently here in London looking for new opportunities.
I’ve done the usual porn movies, and had a big part in Bertha bangs Berlin,
( you’ve probable seen it), plenty of Ja, Ja, nein, ooo ja, ooooo ja, nein, nein, ja, jaaaaaa!
although I did have some more challenging lines, but i’m now looking for something
meatier, and Mr Cumsein’s concept sounds really interesting.
My good friend Ben Dover is getting excited as well, and wants a piece of the action too.
If your interested Cumstien, maybe you, me and the muncher should meat up.
Give me a bell 0269 005 6969
I wouldn’t mind getting Ramya Sarnie involved, I like something spicy and she sounds hot.
Guten Appetit! & Frohe Weihnachten muncher!
Helmet.
Very disappointed that you opted NOT to go for the extra sausage and bacon!! It may have compromised on the overall taste but would have left you a far more satisfied muncher. Its like sex with no kissing! Its like having cheese with no crackers. Its like going to a peep show and realizing you forgot to put film in the camera. Its like having a fast red car with no petrol.
yours
Mel Keetehts
I have just made a very similar sandwich to yours Muncher and showed my affections for it before devouring.
yours
Mike Ockhurts
Thanks for all your kind comments today, maybe we could make this to be an annual feast. Perhaps next year I can do Christmas Munch pies!!!!
Helmet,
It's interesting to hear that you're looking for some new opportunities, and I am always on the lookout for big, emerging talent. You've clearly got a good head for business, and I definitely think I could find a gap for you. There is a new film we are making in early January, called 'Big Trouble in Little Gina', starring Phil McOlon, Fanny Fartz, Robert Myanus and Floela Benjamin. Chris Peacock is also scheduled to be involved, and there's a sequel planned for late May. You can be sure we'll plenty more coming up the rear too.
I've actually just had a Panda-gram from Tarantino with a message that he wants to do lunch next Thursday to talk turkey. Maybe you could come along? We're meeting outside Dixon's in Milton Keynes at 1pm. Be there.
Cumstein.
Ooooo jaaaaaaa!
Count me in Cumstein,
Phil McOlon and I have worked together before, we were in IT’S A STICK UP, BACK DOOR RAIDERS and BROWN SPIDER MAN.
Fanny and I also go way back, she’s always great for a laugh, but boy can she be loud!
See you outside Dixon's.
Give me fünf movie man!
Helmet.
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