The eighth Sandwich Munch

I hate Starbucks, so for me to step inside and give the yanks my dosh for a piece of overpriced crap, well, it just shows how committed I am to finishing my very first blog. On every fucking street corner they have pushed out the small independent coffee shops that bring a sense of community to the area. OK that's my little rant over, let's get down to business. Starting with the packaging, these squeeky ass fuckers cannot even create a new design for xmas, instead they place a sticker on the front which is just a little bigger than a postage stamp. It say "Christmas favourite", well it ain't mine!!!! I had to really search to find it on their chiller cabinet, along with the rest of the overpriced crap. Its called the Starbucks Turkey Feast Club, well it aint real turkey, it ain't a feast and where does the club come into it. My thoughts on a club sandwich are usually that you have bacon and turkey or chicken. Again they short sell you and charge you a figure that they pick out of thin air...Bastards!!!! I have one positive for this sandwich and that is that it has rocket salad, which I like. However, this is the dryest sarnie, it has the usual christmas ingredients and apparently does include butter and stuffing mayo, but they fucked us over again by putting in the minimal amount. Ian Beale in the BBC Tv soap 'Eastenders' who has the role of cafe owner has copied the ethos of Starfucks, as he is tighter than my dad (and that's saying something), and will just put enough butter on the bread because he is cutting costs!!! So, with 435 calories and 4.9g of sat fats, its one of the lower calorie sarnies and at £2.95 I guess that's not too bad, I wish it was higher so I could rant a little more! Although to have the privilege of sitting in one of there millions of coffee shops you have to pay £3.45!!!! I must stop now, I could carry on argueing my case against starfuckers though, but I rate this sandwich at a paltry 5/10.